Playgirl surveyed 2000 of its female readers, and it turns out that women prefer men who are a little chubby, a little hairy, and not necessarily well off financially.
Can someone explain this to me? Forget about body hair and poverty. What's with the attraction to love handles?
Here's the best part: Playgirl is now searching for "average Joes" for a future issue. Ingenious! What better way to appeal to their readership (undoubtedly 100% female) than to give them exactly what they want!