Our good friends at
are at it again. From the leader in fitness crapola comes the answer to your prayers: a device that will make your boobs bigger.
. Observe how the model uses this groundbreaking piece of equipment. See her already perky breasts snapping together and bouncing apart? The secret is the "unique dual-direction resistance that firms and sculpts beautiful bustlines through a full range of motion."
That's all the proof I need. Mine's in the mail.