My secret plot to open my own gym and steal members from NYSC via the handing out of business cards has been exposed! Curses!! [end of sarcasm]

From now on, I'm not going to hand out cards at the gym any more. If you're reading this, the way you can help me is by spreading the word about this site to people who you think might be interested in taking my class. Just make sure you mention that my last name is spelled with an i.

And if you happen to have one of the coveted orange cards, hold on to it tight! It's a collector's item!