My first and last facial

I took advantage of spa week last week and got my first facial ever. I'm officially angry at all the women I know who have had facials and did not adequately forewarn me.

Facials are not relaxing. Well, the first twenty minutes are. Then they take what I think was an electrically charged mini-vacuum cleaner across your face. It was this woman's mission to make sure my nose "glowed." After twenty minutes of pushing, twisting, and scraping my poor nose, she had achieved her goal. It was glowing all right. Bright red. Sexy!