Wearing pumps isn't exactly what a podiatrist would call healthy for your feet. Does that stop women (and some men) from wearing six-inch stilettos? Hell no.
If you intend to strut your stuff in high heels, you better have those calves, ankles, and abs in good shape. Leave it to Crunch, the gym for people with attention deficit disorder, to address this critical issue by offering a class called "Stiletto Strength." Is it any surprise that such a class exists at the same place where you can take "Cycle Karaoke" and "Cardio Striptease?"