OK, so I guess cell phones cause cancer after all. According to the Swedish National Institute for Working Life, "Those who heavily used wireless phones had a 240 percent increased risk of a cancerous tumor on the side of the head where they used their phone."
Yikes! But wait a minute: The FDA has a problem with the study. It claims that "The results reported... are inconsistent with results obtained in the other long term studies" and are therefore "difficult to interpret."
Phew! However it did go on to say that it "plans to convene a meeting in the near future to evaluate research conducted to date in this area and identify gaps in knowledge that warrant additional research."
Maybe I'll buy that bluetooth headset after all....