Lunk alarm

If there's one thing I hate, it's meatheads in the free-weight area who grunt and throw their weights. Unfortunately there's no way to tell these guys to cut the crap without threatening their masculinity.

Well a gym out in Hampton Bays seems to have found the answer. I was delighted to find this sign hanging up on the wall, complete with a functioning siren.


I asked the girl behind the desk if they ever turn the siren on, and she said that occasionally they do. She even turned it on for me. My dream is to have one of these things in every gym in the city. Some day....