R.I.P. Blair River

"The Heart Attack Grill diet is not for everyone. Side effects may include sudden weight gain, repeated increase of wardrobe size, back pain, male breast growth, loss of sexual partners, lung cancer, tooth decay, liver sclerosis, stroke, and an inability to see your penis. In some cases, mild death may occur."

Ho, ho! That is funny stuff!!

I've already mentioned the Heart Attack Grill in a previous post. Why mention it again now? Blair River, the man in this video, passed away earlier this month. He was 575 pounds and 29 years old.

From Jon Basso, the restaurant's founder and the jackass dressed as a doctor in the commercial: "Cynical people might think this (River's death) is funny."

Jon Basso, on the other hand, takes morbid obesity very seriously.