The solution to all that ails you lies right under your feet. That's right, it's the Earth! Just stand barefoot on the ground. When connected with the Earth in this way, our bodies are able to "soak up lots of electrons" which put out the "firestorm of free radicals" in our bodies, according to cardiologist Dr. Stephen Sinatra. The process is called "Earthing", and needless to say, it's pure and utter crapola. Lucky for us, there's now a way to "Earth" even when we're indoors -- you can purchase an "Earthing Premium Starter Kit" which is basically a bunch of pads to stand or sleep on, which are connected to the grounding plug of an electrical outlet. Only $199!
Thanks, Daniel, for the link.